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Canoe #26RD0481
My owner and I are going to this river called the Sandhill river. Well besides that my name is 21Kid. I am also really fast because I have turbobusters. Now we are at the sandhill river. My owner is bringing me to the bridgeTHEN HE THREW ME OFF THE BRIDGE AND I HIT A ROCK IT HURT. Now I am going down the river. And I saw this small creature with nuts in his mouth it was a squirrel. Then I saw a sign that said Welcome to Beltrami. There weren't many houses but it was big. Now I found a friend whose name is Titanic. When we were talking it started raining glue and it made us stick together. Now we are at Climax. It is quite nice and peaceful but then this kid started throwing rocks at us. It hurts it chipped some wood off me. We were in the rapids when we hit a rock. It made us a little unstuck. Now its night then we fell asleep. I woke up to Titanic screaming and looking at the sign that said Welcome to Grand Forks. It is really big. We were talking when we went through this tunnel and hit a rock. We got stuck. One year later the rock got slimy and we slipped away. It is so cold. We were gliding on the ice when Titanic hit an ice chunk. We finally got unstuckbut he sank. Now I am scared because I am alone. I got stuck in the snow one month later. It was storming which made me go fast. I thought I should turn on my turbobusters. I went so fast I got to this place where police started laughing at me. Now I am in Winnipeg. It's bigger than Grand Forks. I am in this big lake called Lake Winnipeg. One year later I am halfway through the lake and I get stuck on shore. A nice lady picked me up and set me up on a shelf. Another year passes and shes now bringing me to the Nelson River. It is really fast. Then I hit a rock and did a 360. There was a big tornado that flung me to Hudson Bay. The End
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#26RD0481 July 16, 2026Found by Andy FrankThis canoe was found during a Minnesota Pollution Control Agency Fish Survey as part of our Large River Monitoring efforts. The canoe was found washed up on the bank near Oslo MN.