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Hello my name is Eddie and Im in a canoe trying to get to the ocean. Im starting at the Sand Hill River because why not Its spring and spring is amazing but sometimes it can get a little too wet which is really annoying. Anyway I LOVE SPRING The flowers and the tree buds make it just great. I hit the water with a bigger splash than I expected There are deer and honey bees and a wait IS THAT CHTHULU WHEN DID HE GET HERE He was pretty nice and he summoned a DEADLY STORM He picked me up and threw me straight to Climax Climax Chapter three Im at Climax and its also spring there. Its pretty nice IM GOING TO HUDSON BAY I say as I paddle away. Im VERY excited because I am going to Hudson Bay. But I'm at Climax right now so I have LONG ways to go. Its crazy how Im already at climax so fast Thanks to Chthulu whos pretty chill. Is someone picking me up right now Oh Im just getting painted by this guy named John and hes also really chill. NOW THERE IS A CROCODILE HOW DID IT SWIM HERE I'M LUNCH AHHH THE DEADLY STORM THAT CHTHULU SUMMONED IM ACTUALLY LUNCH But instead he hits me with his tail and I'm in the Red River Red River Chapter 3I have arrived at the Red River and its also spring and its also nice. Summer is right around the corner and is that a Game Stop in the middle of the wilderness Uhhh ok Well I am freshly painted and now Im pretty clean. This might just be a normal paddle this time. Im still drifting along the river. I'm here in the Red River drifting into a WATERFALL Wait No its just my imagination Phew I got a little scared there but the thing is I dont just imagine a waterfall. Hmm I wonder why that is. Well anyway I am having a lot of fun seeing all these animals. Theyre pretty curious of me. And oh Theres Grand Forks Wow Time fliesGrand ForksChapter 4Its now summer and it's REALLY hot out I see a lot of people One is picking me up A new deep cleaning and a new iron rudder.Wow What an upgrade I almost forgot the new layer of paint its gold I look as good as new And Im very happy because I have a new look and I look super shiny. Wait I see someone on a speed boat and he also picks me up and I'm going sooooo fast Im getting a little tired but I have to power through it. WOAH Oh Im just on a boat. I thought I saw Chthulu Phew I got so scared and wow Look where I am Im in CanadaCanadaChapter 5 Woah I'm in Canada and its FREEZING. I'm SUPER cold. I'm just drifting through a river in Canada. Its way too cold here. I'm freezing. Theres ice everywhere. I can't escape it. I'm going to freeze AHHHH Oh I'm fine. I thought I was going to freeze. I'm super cold but Im fine. So I should be able to get to Winnipeg after a long while. Woah Look Its a polar bear walking around and penguins That is so cool I guess Canada isnt that bad after all And oh I see Winnipeg I wonder what its like there Winnipeg Chapter 6 Ahh Its nice in Winnipeg Its not as bad as Canada Wait This is still Canada though. Hmmm..I thought it was different from Canada. But its still FREEZING and theres a blizzard. To drift like this its too cold. I don't like it it's annoying. The blizzard is filling my canoe with a lot of snow. I might sink I'm still a little scared from the cold. It's scary when you might sink in 15 degrees C. It's COLD and scary. Wait I hear something. Wait IS THAT THE STORM CHTHULU SUMMONED AHHHH ITS COLD AND STORMY IM GOING TO FREEZE BOOOOMM A lightning bolt flashes the sky and it barely misses me. It throws me straight to Lake Winnipeg Lake WinnipegChapter 7 Phew I escaped the storm but Im still freezing. I still dont like how it's still way too cold out here in Winnipeg. Is that a polar bear Another polar bear. Wow polar bears are really common in this area. I wonder how people handle these polar bears. But anyway theyre still really scary and dangerous. They can easily tear you into pieces. I dont like polar bears. I see penguins too and they're so cute. I love penguins I wonder how they feel right now and now I can see the Nelson RiverNelson RiverChapter 8 Brr Its still cold. It reaches 16 degrees C so I'm still freezing which is not cool. And I still see polar bears and penguins I still love the penguins. Penguins remind me of myself my mind. Im a living thing but in real life I'm a wooden man in a canoe thats just drifting along different rivers starting at the Sandhill River. But its going to be worth the wait because I am going to the ocean. It's been so long since I started. I can barely remember when or where I started. I can't believe I got this far and is that HUDSON BAYHudson BayChapter 9 Yes I finally reached Hudson Bay and Im very excited to see the results of the ocean. I have been waiting for three years. It is probably worth the wait but there are still polar bears. I dont want to see them anymore but when I get to the ocean I dont think Ill see them anymore so I better drifting faster. Hopefully there is no water fall. It's still cold. It's been so long in the Hudson Bay. I dont think Ill make it to the ocean by waiting this long. I am very impatient. My owner will be so proud once I make it to the ocean. And its been all summer Now its fall and I think I made it to the ocean the great Atlantic Ocean. I'm actually so happy. 8 just made it to the Atlantic Ocean starting at the Sandhill River.I got to the Atlantic Ocean after three years of waiting. Wow