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Hi my name is George and I am curious. My journey is exciting. First I got flung in the water I was scared. I got stuck in a beaver dam. I was in a very uncomfortable spot. Then I saw an eagle he thought I was a dead fish. He brought me to his nest. I saw two baby eagles. They pecked at me. They realized that I was not a dead fish. The mama eagle yeeted me out of the nest.The mama eagle trick shooted me into a pelicans mouth. The pelican spat me out. I was sticky from the spit from the pelican. My heart was racing then I got abducted by aliens. It was blurry I can remember little bits of it. I think they were experimenting on me. They were speaking a different language. They sounded like beep boop in patterns. I heard a boom. It was the man of steel. I was superman. The aliens attacked but superman slapped them silly Go cry to yo mama. Superman grabbed me and gave me super powers to talk. I said thank you AND PLEASE GENTLY PUT ME IN THE WATER. After all of that I sank. I did not even make it past the Pelican River.