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My canoe journey starts by getting yeeted out by my owner but I think he hated me because I got stuck in a branch instead. Then everybody was laughing at me and next the wind pushed me off. Before I finally got to start my real journey my owner tried to throw me again but missed and hit the tree. Now I have 3 cracks in me. Now I am at the pelican river and I keep running into beaver dams. I push my head though each time and meet beavers who always look at me like I am ruining their life. Eventually I make it to the Red River after an almost neverending waterfall of pain and more cracks. I found a friendly salmon and made friends with him. His name is Brian. I don't really have a name. I am the nameless one. Thats my name now. Next I see birds and something fling down from the sky. I move aside but I went too far to the right to avoid the bird poop and got stuck in the mud. My friend salmon leaves as I cry in pain. After days maybe years of rotting and sinking I see a human and I am so excited. I jump up but then become sad again because I am still stuck. Then the human rips me out of the ground and gives me a fresh start by washing me up and fixing me. Then he drops me into Lake Winnipeg but instead he betrays me and smashes me to the ground. I die engraved into the ground.