||I will drop My canoe into the Red River and, about 6 months in, it will get stuck inside a log. When it's stuck in this log, it is for around a year and a half. During summer time, it starts to thunder and than somehow a lightning bolt strikes and breaks the log. Going near chicago, my canoe gets stuck on a dam when about 3 months later a little kid finds it and picks it up and starts swimming on the other side of the dam and than throws it in the river and it's back on it's way and has no problems. Until 3 weeks later a dog takes it far down the river and gets tired and drops it and it lays there for about 2 days Until it starts chewing and it loses a good part of the canoe and loses most of its paint due to it. When the dog is done, he puts it back and does the same thing just does not harm it than it floods and the canoe gets hit by the water and it's swooped up by the water and by the time this is done it's right next to Chicago. Next week a little kid takes it and uses it as firewood. That is the end of my canoe journey and it took 7 years to get there from the Red River to Chicago.